Lessons Learned

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Stuff I have learned in college, but not in class

• People are capable of doing to you what they've done to others
• You can get a good grade in a class without learning anything, and vice-versa
• Doing well on a test is not so much a question of how well you know the material as knowing what the teacher wants to see
• Laziness begets laziness
• If you don't do one homework, you probably won't do the next
• If you don't do any homework, you won't get better than a C
• If you don't go to class, you won't get better than a C
• Combine the two above, and you'll probably fail
• Anything you say to anyone will eventually reach the ears of those who you don't want to hear
• If you leave it unattended, they will steal it
• If you're going to induce vomiting, do it right away

Alcohol specific

• NO DRIVING
• There should always be a designated thinker
• Bring nothing you don't want destroyed
• You'll get caught eventually
• Don't drink more than you ever have had in a short period of time
• If you don't want to get drunk really fast, eat beforehand
• Definitely drink water after you stop drinking
• Don't drink alone
• Don't drink if you're depressed